I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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