question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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