She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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