i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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