Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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