youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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