i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
No more Irish car bombs ever.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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