Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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