NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
