ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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