Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Randomize
