Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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