ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
whose parrot is this?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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