K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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