I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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