I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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