Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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