We're like a lot better than the average bears
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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