ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Farmville is her only friend.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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