have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
