We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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