Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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