I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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