sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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