Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
