Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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