His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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