If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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