Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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