Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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