i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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