i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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