The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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