See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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