My hand turned me down
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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