Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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