come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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