you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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