ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we made out on top of his cat.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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