So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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