bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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