Me. At least after what I've been through.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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