Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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