But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
