The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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