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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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