I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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