walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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