she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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