I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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