Sry I called you an 8
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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