Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i think i have two assholes
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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