i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
PANTIES FOUND
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
