this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Every concussion has its silver lining
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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